my dad just helped me move the fridge so i could clean behind it and there were like ANT TRAPS and OPENED BOXES OF RICE and CAT TOYS and a fucking PIECE OF MOLDY BREAD
no wonder we have roaches! my roommate is fucking disgusting man
how do people live like this? i feel like most people my age just have no idea how to clean up after themselves or live on their own at all.
OHMG this guy on okcupid’s profile is all like, “I am a nice dude who treats women with the respect that they deserve.”
then he messages me, literally: “want to hook up and screw?”
ahahahah what the hell
my fucking upstairs neighbors stomp and scrape around so hard that they are knocking pipes loose and plaster is falling to the floor what the fuck
learn how to fucking live in an apartment building, bitches of 6A
It’s rare that I’m left speechless. But um, meet THE MASOCHIST!!!!!
Written by KEITH GIFFEN and DAN JURGENS
Art by DAN JURGENS and JESUS MERINO
Cover by IVAN REIS and OCLAIR ALBERT
1:25 B&W Variant cover by IVAN REIS
On sale MAY23 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
• SUPERMAN faces new supervillainess MASOCHIST!
• How can Superman fight an opponent he can’t touch?
• LOIS LANE faces a turning point in her career as a journalist.
dammit DC i see what you did there
now i’m gonna have to read this just to see what the fuck is going on
I think we should boycott the Grammy’s to show them there’s no audience for Chris Brown.
Later in February, a photo of Brown riding a jet ski in Miami hit the Internet, and singer Usher was caught on video commenting on it: “I’m a little disappointed in this photo,” Usher says in the video. “After the other photo [of Rihanna’s bruised face]? C’mon, Chris. Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man’s on jet skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?”
The backlash was so severe that Usher was later forced to publicly apologize.
“I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended,” he said. “The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved.”
The message we sent to young women was unmistakable: You are powerless. You are worthless. You will be a victim, and that will be okay with us.
props to usher for speaking out.
i hate everything i want to punch everyone
what the fuck is happening
usher shouldn’t have apologized what the fuck
and what the fuck grammys and all the stupid fucking girls saying shit like “i wish chris would beat me up i’d date him whatever whatever”
Recently I spoke with the grandfather of a friend of mine after a basketball game. The game had just ended, and we were standing around, waiting for the team to emerge from the locker room, making the usual sort of losing team whiny small talk that one might expect, when a cheerleader walked by….
(Source: capitolhillgang.com, via emi-liar)